By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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