check it out our google latitudes are spooning
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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