I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I AM VODKA MAN
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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