Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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