She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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