where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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