it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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