Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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