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That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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