Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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