She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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