We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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