Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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