What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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