O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
