You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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