the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We left the knife in your bed.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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