so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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