dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Randomize
