Whod you bang
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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