Me too!
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
