are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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