Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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