im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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