Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Randomize
