i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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