My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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