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Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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