so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Drunk is a universal language darling
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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