I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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