I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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