i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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