That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
literally had 100 drinks last night.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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