god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I have fence marks all over my body
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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