What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I love you.
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