that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
