Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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