he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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