I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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