Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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