Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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