ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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