Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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