I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
