i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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