Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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