You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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