If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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