You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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