I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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