So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
So vagazzling was a success
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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