So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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