I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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